But I was in the army!

Ben Clarke is gone from the Apprentice. Thank Christ. Then again, I'm still a bit annoyed that motormouth Debrah Barr didn't go. When is she going to stop blaming everyone else for her own mistakes?

Also, surely nobody can forge a career in business when they talk like a Brixton teenager? Then again, at least we don't need to hear about Sandhurst anymore. Finally Alan said what we have been waiting for, for about erm... 6 weeks?

"When are you going to shut the fuck up about Sandhurst? I don't give a shit!".



Ok, that's not exactly what he said. I embellished it a bit. I'm sure that's what he would have said if he didn't have Ofcom breathing down his neck.