It's time for a mascot. A mascot for public transport in metropolitan areas. Fortunately he seems to have arrived in the guise of 'angry tube man', who the Transport for London people are sending through disciplinary procedures as we speak.
According to reports, he regularly terrorises passengers at Holborn station, chasing a BBC journalist down the platform when she informed him that the barriers weren't working. Referring to himself as 'an easy-going Jedi' on his Facebook profile, he has been filmed abusing an old man who got his arm trapped in a train door.
Some AngryTubeMan quotes:
"Stand back, there is a fucking train approaching"
"Sling him under a train"
"Go and walk under a fucking bus"
I will pay good money to see a video of this man's interview (or disciplinary footage). Send to the usual address.
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