Thursday, 14 October 2010

Tommy Wiseau will act like a retarded dolphin for cash.

Tommy Wiseau, famously terrible director of The Room released his newest short film on Comedy Central in the early hours today. It's called The House that Dripped Blood on Alex and is as bollocks as the title. Instead, I've coined it The Mong that Got Lucky and Made Another Wank Film that Isn't Even Funny Like the First One. Ok, could do with some work but it's 11.15 and I'm eager to get this article done.

Great idea, get a shite director who made a shite film that was meant to be good but ended up being funny to make a horror film that's meant to be shite and funny and is shite but not funny. Wait, does that work? Maybe it does. I haven't a fucking clue anymore.

Oh, then Joey Greco from Cheaters shows up and I have to put down my pizza in digust. Seriously, the guy's a greasy freak. Even more than Tommy Wiseau, who looks and sounds like Christopher Walken after brain death.


  1. on the other hand, the joke about the room wasn't exactly that the film was a failure, but the man who made it was a failure. I guess we draw a line between where we mock their inability, and start to feel a little sorry for them

  2. It annoys me that Wiseau is aware of his considered status as purveyor of so utterly appalling it's funny 'drama', because now he's going to make stuff with his tongue legitimately held firmly in his cheek, rather than making something legitimately bad.